Mom's last

Kiernyn: hey Dad, did you know that it's a game to see who gets up first in the morning?
Dad: Oh yeah? Well Mom must be in first because she's up first all week long.
Kiernyn: No its only the weekend. And Mom is in last. But I'll let her be first because I love her.

Free Stuff!

Kiernyn: Hey mom, were our DS games free?
Me: No baby, I don't think anything is free anymore.
Kiernyn: Yu-huh! Bugs on your windshield are free, oh, and kisses are free too!

Split tails

Jason and Kiernyn are going over fishing gear. Apparently Jason showed him a split tail crank bait. All I heard was Kiernyn asking "Dad, what's a split tail?" I'm thinking he a bit young for that question. I gotta quit coming into the end of their conversations.

Ninja

Kiernyn while playing swordplay on the Wii:

"You can't kill me! I'm the amazing Kiernyn! Master ninja! Now DIE DIE DIE!"

He takes it quite seriously...

Butt Cracking

Kiernyn: "Hey Mom, this morning when I got up I heard cracking, know what it was? My Butt! Get it? Butt Crackin!"

Pig Body

So I made pork tenderloin for dinner tonight. A couple years ago Jason told the kids it's called "Pig Body." apparently tonight while eating it dawned on Kierstyn that it is from an actual pig. Her reaction?

"Hey little piggy, get in my belly."

I need my Smarts!

Kiernyn: ::Smart alec comment::
Me: I'm gonna smack the smart outta you mister.
Kiernyn: But Mom, I need the smart in me for school.

Heart Poop

We were walking around looking at furniture when Kierstyn said she had to go potty. So I take her in and when she's done this is what follows...

Kierstyn: "hey mom, check it out. Its a tiny heart shaped poop. You know why it's a heart?"
Me: "No baby, why?"
Kierstyn: "Because I was thinking about how much I love you so I made you a poop of love. Now you'll remember this forever, the time I made you a heart poop."

Scoopin Poop

Jason broke the pooper scooper so off to walmart we go. After picking one out and explaining to the kids what it's for, Kiernyn in the happiest little boy voice ever...

"Wow Dad, I can't wait to get home and scoop up all that poop!"