Tiny Dancer

So the Mister has class today and I had to bring Kiernyn to Kierstyn's dance class. I guess he got the dancing bug because this is what went down...

Best Mom?

Kierstyn: "You're the best mom ever. Even if I had ten moms, you'd still be the best. Unless one of them made 5 cakes, then you'd be number 2, unless the cakes made me sick, then you would be the best again."

Man Smell

Kiernyn after running around outside...

"Hey Mom, I've been runnin and sweatin and now I have a man smell. Do you like it?"

And then he shoves his armpit in my face.

King

Kiernyn: "I think I'm the King of Light"
McKinney:"Oh yeah? Why's that?
Kiernyn:"Because when I do this (pulling at corners of his eyes) the lights go sideways. Look Dad, do you see the light doin it?..."